- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Grammer is very important

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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