What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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