- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

its snowing on mount fuji

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

I saw a poor man named rich

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