What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Dylan is gay

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Women's rights

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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