- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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