what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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