A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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