- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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