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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

So, same time tomorrow then?

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's funnier than 68 69

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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