What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

whats brown and sticky? shit

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What killed the name cool? Coolio

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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