- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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