Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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