you lose.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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