- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

why does column have a letter n?

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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