- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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