Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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