- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

We are lawyers

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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