- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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