- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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