That's not what she said.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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