whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

a man said hi.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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