Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

400 asian people walked in a bar

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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