whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

i dont like chris

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

what is a bracket? a bracket

#Hanging Degus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Andy Carrol

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...