Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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pickle sniffer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Women's sports.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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