- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

a man said hi.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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