Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A black person walks out of KFC

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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