- Anti Joke

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

whats good about poland... fukk all