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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A girl gets raped -teagan d

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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