Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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