- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Women's rights

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

You're welcome!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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