An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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