- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

A whale's vagina

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

men's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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