- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

A guy trips a blind man.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.