What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Womens rights

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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