- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

YOU

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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