Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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kkk

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

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