Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Woman's rights

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Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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baskets

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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why does column have a letter n?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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