Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Sarah Palin

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Women's rights.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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