Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Jerry.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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xavier stop

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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