A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Membean

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Gorden Brown.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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penis

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Neither have I

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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