- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

A blind man walks into a wall.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Donald Trump.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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