why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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the asian kid gets an F

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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