There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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