- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man said hi.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

its snowing on mount fuji

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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