- Anti Joke

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.