- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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r u smart..... or ur black

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

what do u call a black man a black man

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

luke moore cant pull it back

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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