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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

How old are you? 20

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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