how may i help you

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

poop

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

general tso's broccoli

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Anti Joke

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