A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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a man said hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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... i forgot the joke :p

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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