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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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