Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

hot diggity dog

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

The person below me is weird.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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